> > Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
> > Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)
> > ------------
> > Qn: What animal falls down the most?
> > Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning)
> > ------------
> > Qn: What animal is most skillful?
> > Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you lian guo (uncle got training)
> > ------------
> > Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
> > Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming
> > ------------
> > Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
> > Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)
> > ------------
> > Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
> > Ans: Cos Jay Walking
> > ------------
> > Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
> > Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)
> > ------------
> > Qn: How does a fish laugh?
> > Ans: HE HE HE
> > ------------
> > Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
> > Ans: HEI HEI HEI
> > ------------
> > Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle
>cap?
> > Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping
> > ------------
> > Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
> > Ans: cos bei bi wu chi
> > ------------
> > Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
> > Ans: F4
> > ------------
> > Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot
>tahan
>roller-coasters?
> > Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu

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