Someday, you will meet this right one who can fill up this void within you alright?
You must have confidence in yourself and carry on no matter what ....
Have faith in yourself cos it's light at the end of the tunnel, as long as you carry on all the way ...
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Kouer out @ |5:46 PM|
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Throughout this time, like an onlooker of the changing scenes, I watched the story slowly unfold.
There was winter time when the land was barren and cold.
Then spring came along and brought the land life and hope.
Now, summer has filled this land with its radiant smile and vibrancy.
Will I still be hanging around till autumn time? No one knows, since only time will tell.
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Kouer out @ |9:56 AM|
Haha, this is another funny one, though a bit .... eh .....
>>> > Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant,
>>>and noticed >>> > that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt >>>pocket. >>> > >>> > It seemed a little strange. >>> > >>> > When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he >>>also had a >>> > spoon in his shirt pocket. >>> > >>> > Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in >>>their pockets. >>> > >>> > When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the >>>spoon?" >>> > >>> > "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired a >>>consulting firm to >>> > revamp all our processes. >>> > >>> > After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon >>>was the >>>most >>> > frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of >>>approximately >>> > 3 spoons per table per hour. >>> > >>> > If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number >>>of trips >>>back >>> > to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." >>> > >>> > As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to >>>replace it >>>with >>> > his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the >>>kitchen instead >>>of >>> > making an extra trip to get it right now." >>> > >>> > I was impressed! >>> > >>> > I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the >>>waiter's fly. >>> > >>> > Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same >>>string hanging >>> > from their flies. >>> > >>> > So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but >>>can you tell >>>me >>> > why you have that string right there?" >>> > >>> > "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so >>>observant... >>> > >>> > That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can >>>save time in >>>the >>> > restroom. >>> > >>> > By tying this string to the end of our "you know what", we can >>>pull it out >>> > without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, >>>shortening >>>the >>> > time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent." >>> > >>> > "Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?" I asked >>> > >>> > "Well," he whispered, >>> > >>> > "I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon." >>> > >>> > ~~~ >>> > >>> > "Learn to be calm and you will always be happy." >>> > >>> > - Paramhansa Yogananda >
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Kouer out @ |7:50 AM|
Saturday, October 10, 2009
> > Qn: Why is fish cunning ? > > Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon) > > ------------ > > Qn: What animal falls down the most? > > Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning) > > ------------ > > Qn: What animal is most skillful? > > Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you lian guo (uncle got training) > > ------------ > > Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what? > > Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming > > ------------ > > Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting? > > Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line) > > ------------ > > Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police? > > Ans: Cos Jay Walking > > ------------ > > Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind?? > > Ans: Kang xi (Can't see) > > ------------ > > Qn: How does a fish laugh? > > Ans: HE HE HE > > ------------ > > Qn: How does a prawn laugh? > > Ans: HEI HEI HEI > > ------------ > > Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle >cap? > > Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping > > ------------ > > Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth? > > Ans: cos bei bi wu chi > > ------------ > > Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot sing? > > Ans: F4 > > ------------ > > Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot >tahan >roller-coasters? > > Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu
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Kouer out @ |9:34 AM|
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Was looking through my emails from my old singnet account. Many nolstagic emails as I looked back.
Found out there's plenty of good stuffs there over the years. Here's one.
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
(Hmmmmmmm)
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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Kouer out @ |9:05 AM|
